Sometimes, humor is the only way to get through the stressful parts of planning (or attending) a wedding. That's why we're thankful for these Twitter users, who posted priceless thoughts on the topic of weddings. Here, funny tweets that had us laughing out loud with just 140 characters or less.
Our kind of wedding vows.
"More like 'til death do us PARTY!" - One of the ways I'm going to ruin my wedding.— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) November 26, 2013
The ultimate test.
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.— Will Ferrell (@Will___Ferrell) November 5, 2013
We feel your pain.
Friend: You're going to be an usher at our wedding. Is that okay? Me: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.— Snow Bice (@Pro_Jones_) December 25, 2015
Don't be a basic bride.
At this point if you're NOT paying a hustler to play your wedding date or member of your wedding party you are basic as hell— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 3, 2015
A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America.— Dawn O'Porter (@hotpatooties) March 15, 2012
A lesson in being specific.
[phone w/ fiancé] Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right? "As long as its black, why?" *wearing batsuit* No reason— Thynebear (@Thynebear) July 12, 2015
(Wedding) Priest: They've written their vows Wife: *recites beautiful vows* Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount— Snow Bice (@Pro_Jones_) January 10, 2016
Kids say the darndest …
[at a wedding] *bridesmaids walk to stage* 5 year old: Does he get to pick?— Brian C. Thayer (@briancthayer) May 17, 2015
Now there's a wedding trend we didn't see coming!
Chocolate fountains are so 20th century. This is the future. At my wedding we're having a burrito fountain.— Cameron Dallas (@thenikhilkapur) May 27, 2015
Come on, Karen.
[interrupts gf talking about her dream wedding] lol a horse drawn carriage? "what's funny about that?" a horse can't hold a pencil karen— k e e t (@KeetPotato) January 3, 2015
We now pronounce you bandana guy and wife.
to the scum photoshopping bandanas on my wedding photos, STOP. my wife has a bad memory & is in tears, she thinks she married a bandana guy— M. Crow (@mean_crow) August 1, 2014
The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) September 30, 2014
How to get away with eating cake.
You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check— hashtaglol (@ilikeyouguys) May 24, 2014
Be careful what you wish for!
Everybody always says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I show up and curse their newborn, suddenly I'm a jerk.— Dizzy Des (@dizzydes86) April 17, 2013
On being the last single girl.
Why do people insist on saying "You're next" to me at weddings? Do they not realize how serial killery that is?— Cara Warnar (@careworn) July 10, 2013