Keep those feet warm and toasty by leaving these sad and scary movies about love, weddings, and marriage off of your Netflix queue.

By Taysha Murtaugh
January 17, 2016
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While there's nothing like a good marathon to get you through the more tedious tasks of wedding planning, you may want to stick with happy wedding movies. Here's our do-not-watch list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePU2Ux9JIMM

Serendipity

Any other time in your life and this is a perfectly enjoyable romantic comedy. But before your wedding? It's probably not the best thing to watch since it's about a groom who leaves his bride right before the wedding to find a random girl he met a few years ago. It may as well be a horror film for brides-to-be!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP9-6F3HMfI

A Good Marriage

And speaking of horror films, maybe don't watch this Stephen King thriller about a wife who discovers a deadly secret about her husband.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJB_Ccoh-Ro

The Last Kiss

If (like us) you're thinking this movie starring Zach Braff is something like Garden State, you're wrong. The plot centers on commitment issues and infidelity-basically torture if you're about to tie the knot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3oF8Po4qWc

Fatal Attraction

The only thing worse than an affair? An affair with a psychotic, obsessive other woman who threatens to destroy your family. Yikes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ycmmJ6rxA8

American Beauty

Good movie? Yes. Totally twisted view of married life? Yes. Repeat after us: "This will not happen to me."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PewtQsgN5uo

Rosemary's Baby

We're pretty sure your future hubby would never promise the devil your firstborn child, but you might want to pass on this scary movie anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZEKQnMCze8

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

The iconic film starring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton might make you a little afraid … of marriage, anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwWfxcD6EdY

Unfaithful

This dark thriller about anger and jealousy won't exactly have you skipping down the aisle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_DHhPckJNo

He's Just Not That Into You

Say it ain't so, Bradley Cooper. Say it ain't so!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym3LB0lOJ0o

Gone Girl

Don't let this dramatic story of disappearance and deception freak you out right before the wedding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0SKf0K3bxg

Juno

Sure, it's a cute movie. Except for the whole marriage-crumbling-because-of-the-husband's-immaturity thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSR7xRGBnOE

Kill Bill 2

Because you don't need to add "massacre" to the list of things that might go wrong at your wedding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIZEtbc67zY

A Guy Thing

The groom sleeps with another girl at his bachelor party? Wow, what a funny idea for a movie … Not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsdvhJTqLak

The Graduate

Though the final scene of the Mike Nichols movie contains a wedding, it's not a happy one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ebv3i_9Ltc

The War of the Roses

There's nothing rosy about the nasty divorce battle featured in this heavy dramedy.

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