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Katie Maloney Thinks Marriage Is Just Like an iPhone Update

Yes, you read that right.

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Katie Maloney-Schwartz and Tom Schwartz on Honeymoon in Moorea
Photography by: Katie Maloney-Schwartz via Instagram

It's been nearly a year since Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz tied the knot! The couple, who wed in August of 2016, are about to celebrate their first milestone anniversary, and with that in mind, Maloney has been taking some time to reflect on their relationship. What she had to say about marriage is interesting—and a total sign of the times.

 

In an interview on The Morning Breath, a podcast, Maloney dished on being a wife. "[Being married] is amazing. It does [feel different]," she started. Okay, that sounds about right. "The best way to describe it is let's say in your iPhone, when you get the iOS update," she continued. An iPhone? "So basically, it just automatically updates. And you know it's still the same phone—it just runs smoother, there's a few new features," she finished.

 

KATIE MALONEY AND TOM SCHWARTZ ARE MARRIED!

 

Well, that's not the typical response, but when you think about it, it actually makes sense! The celeb did admit that the comparison was imperfect, because marriage itself is hard to describe. "That's the only way to explain it, because it's just a whole feeling. It's hard to articulate." Aside from providing some insight into married life, the Vanderpump Rules star shared the couple's anniversary plans. "I think we're going to go to Iceland next month. We just need some time to decompress," she revealed.

 

Well, curious newlyweds, there you have it—your marriage will be just like your cell phone.

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