After almost a year of silence, Ashton Kutcher appeared on The Ellen Show and opened up about his super-secret wedding to former That '70s Show costar and love interest, Mila Kunis. The Fourth of July 2015 ceremony was so private, the only detail out there was the location, Parrish Ranch in Oak Glen, California. And in fact, Us Weekly reported that the two officially wed well before the summer and just never confirmed it (though we did get a few clues, like when Kunis just couldn't hide her excitement on The Late Late Show).
"That was sneaky," DeGeneres said. "You got married and every time you and Mila have been here you've been really cagey about the whole thing, and then you went and got married without any of us being invited." Kutcher called it a "ninja effort" explaining the couples' concern with the paparazzi: "We really didn't want helicopters at our wedding, and it's a legitimate concern." In order to throw them off their trail, Kutcher said, "I was, like, posting things on social media that were in different locations to avoid that, because we didn't want to be screaming our vows at each other and be like, 'Forever! 'Did you say never?' We didn't want to do that thing, so we went really under the radar with it."
He also discussed his daughter Wyatt's carelessness ("The first year you spend trying to keep them alive," he joked) and adorable dance moves. "If I sing 'The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round,' she loses it. That's her thing. She just loves it when the wheels go round," gushed Kutcher. "She likes to 'Whip and Nae Nae,' too. I think she thinks she's doing it, because it's whippin' and whippin' and nae-nae-ing. Mama taught her that." Aww! Maybe after revealing their wedding photos, the couple can post a video of dancing Wyatt. We'll be waiting.